FREEDOM IS THE SOLUTION - Brian Shelley proposes that the post office be privatized, as it is becoming less of a necessity thanks to email and online bill payment options and competition from faster ad more reliable private enterprises. He is astonished to discover that the post office currently owes its employees $70 million in benefits that it can’t afford to pay. Noting that Japan has already privatized its postal system and the European Union plans to do so in the near future, Shelley ponders why the US is not following suit....
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PROFESSIONAL MIRROR - Dr. Medusa writes about one reason why the USPS may be losing out to private mail carriers: a lack of accountability. Based on her own experience with an ill-fated packages, she discovers that paying flat-rate postage does not mean that the USPS is required to deliver a package on time or in good condition. Noting that this kind of policy would never for a private carrier, she wonders exactly what the USPS is required to do....
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SUPERIOR NEWS SERVICE - Superior News Service envisions a not-so–fantastic alternate reality in which the post office decides to close down all its branches on Mondays. Well this may seem like an inconvenience, the USPS argues that it’s actually meant to help patrons. Since the post office is already closed on so many Mondays for various national holidays, the new schedule will actually help people who come to the post office on any given Monday, only to find that it’s closed for some holiday....
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